His line from the Cincy series:
17 ABs / 10 H / 2 2Bs / 1 HR / 2 RBI / 1 BB / 3 K
Get your T-shirts hastily printed and your wagons prematurely banded. Let's not wait to give Todd at least one big goofy shout-out, in case he leaves the Great American LindenDome® and promptly sinks back into obscurity and confused mouth-breathing.
If he goes on to stardom, remember that The Lindenator® may not be reproduced, reassembled, reheated, retransmitted or otherwise mentioned without expression written permission of El Lefty Malo LLC.
