When the Giants Come to Town, It's Bye-Bye Baby

04.21.2007
If Confidence Is Sexy...

Armando Benitez is on the cover of this year's swimsuit issue. Quoth Benizzar El-Mando after tonight's ugly save: "It's time. Armando's back."

Two walks, only nine strikes in 22 pitches, a pocketful of hanging spliders (hanging splitters/sliders: indistinguishable). You are so BACK, man, we're going to call you Wally.

PLODAG: B. Lamar. Yeah, he looked at a strike three, but he hit two frozen ropes and just missed putting one in the drink. It went 450 feet, but up, not out. That was fun. Runner-up: Special Agent Jack Taschner, who may soon qualify for Lefty Malo status if he keeps up that .86 WHIP and .071 batting average against.
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[April 23, 2007 1:11 PM]  |  link  |  reply
Trilljester said

Oh, major props for the Wally Backman semi-sly reference there.

[April 25, 2007 6:38 AM]  |  link  |  reply
Lyle said

Special Agent Jack Taschner is finally looking special again. Not sure what the difference is now - I'll have Chloe download his stats into my PDA, along with a schematic of Mays Field.

Spiffy new look, Lefty!