On KNBR this morning, Mike Krukow said he thought Barry Zito was on the way back from his struggles, and that the gem he pitched in Chicago was more indicative of his status than the poor outing five days ago against Milwaukee.
Let’s play along. Let’s imagine Zito is not only recovering from his poor first half, he’s about to launch the Mother of All Second Halves. Which, by the way, is what I’m going to name my organic whole-wheat pizzeria.
Let’s imagine that this theoretical Mother consists of Zito snapping off seven complete-game shutouts in his next seven starts. As reader Big O likes to shout when women suddenly bust out the backyard hula hoop: Hoochie mama! (I heard it from a very credible source.) With 63 consecutive scoreless innings, Zito would enter September with a 3.59 ERA.
Now let’s float gently back to Planet Earth. Even if Zito has a more plausibly excellent August -- say, an average of two earned runs and 7 innings per start -- he'll still enter September with a 4.63 ERA.
To put it simply, he needs the best two months of his career, or perhaps anyone's career, just to finish the year with an ERA below 4.00, which isn’t exactly the type of best-case-scenario calculation you want to make about the highest-paid pitcher in baseball history.
ERA isn't the end-all measuring stick of a pitcher's performance, of course, but it gives you a pretty good thumbnail sketch. And having watched or listened to a good portion of Zito's starts, I can say his defense and bullpen help -- Chulk's choke Sunday in Milwaukee notwithstanding -- haven't contributed unfairly to his bloated ERA.
Still, if Zito throws a complete game shutout tonight against the Marlins…ya gotta believe!
I came to a depressing realization a few weeks ago, I'll be 31 by the time Zito's contract is over with the Giants.
That'll ruin your day.