In case you’ve missed it, Bob Costas interviewed major-league blowhard and johnnie-come-lately blogger Curt Schilling recently, and Schilling called out Barry Bonds and others on the steroid issue. A couple excerpts:
"If someone wrote that stuff about me and I didn't sue their [butt] off, am I not admitting that there's some legitimacy to it?"
Bonds in fact did sue over Game of Shadows but dropped his suit a few months later. If he hadn’t dropped it, the writers’ butts would have come off and Schilling would have been satisfied. More:
"It goes to the Mark McGwire thing in Congress. I mean, I'm a huge Mark McGwire fan.”
Mark asked me to let everyone know he’s thrilled. I mean, Curt Schilling? A fan? It doesn’t get any better than that.
“But I just always thought it was very simple: If you did something and someone asks you if you did it and you didn't do it, you say no. Any other answer than no is some form of yes, isn't it?"
Curt, who urged a national TV audience before the 2004 presidential elections to vote for Bush, also has a strong sense of mor-uhl clayr-uh-tee. While Rafael Palmeiro was pointing his finger and McGwire was hiding in his turtleneck, here’s what Schill said before Congress:
"I think while I agree it's a problem, I think the issue was grossly overstated by some people, including myself.”
Costas was curious about this statement. Schilling explained:
"When you're sitting in front of Congress and you're under oath, you'd better be damn sure if you're going to mention a name that you are 100 percent guaranteed sure somebody did something.”
And when you’re sitting in front of Bob Costas and you’re under the influence of your own ego-toxicants? Like our President says, shoot mouth first, ask questions later, Beansprout! Heh heh!
In the aftermath of all this, Bonds of course does the mature, veteran-savvy, high-road thing. He calls Bob Costas a “little midget man.”
Which, technically speaking, he is. More or less. But I’ll give Costas, one of the most overrated sports announcers in sports-announcing history, the last word for now.
"I've actually always had a pretty cordial relationship with Barry,” Costas said.
Bob: Barry, my dear fellow! How are you?
Barry: Who? What? Did I just hear a voice from somewhere in the vicinity of my navel?
"I have no ill feelings toward him personally. I regard him as one of the greatest players of all time who got [an] inauthentic boost and then became a superhuman player. I wish him no ill whatsoever.”
Wait, no. My blog: I get the last word. La ultima palabra, baby. Does anyone else notice a resemblance between the Costas quote above and Bud Selig’s statement about attending Giants games while Bonds aims for the record?
Worst part of this whole thing is that Barry just pissed off the whole midget community. As if he didn't have enough enemies.