"He said, 'I've got no money. I've got nothing in life, I just want to shake your hand,' " Bonds said. "I said 'Fine, man,' because I lived down in that neighborhood. I said, 'Let's just walk back together, since these (security) guys are going to get itchy to throw you on the ground, and show you mean them no harm. So let's walk back together and we'll escort you out of here, because it's not a big deal.'"
Asked if he ever felt threatened, Bonds said, "I (felt) safe with him. You come at me one on one, you better come at me with a lot, jack. More than one on one, I'm starting to get nervous."
Um, Barry, exactly which neighborhood did you live down in? The one where you had no money? Would that have been Hillsborough, Atherton, or your current neighborhood in Beverly Hills? Perhaps Barry was referring to the time he lived right around the corner from The Sun Bonds Cleaners.
Can you imagine if the kid had made a sketchy move and Barry had clocked him? Headline in NY Post the next day: BONDS ‘ROID RAGE! Sigh. Whatever happened to the days of generously endowed “kissing bandit” strippers — pardon me, ecdysiasts — jumping on the field? How would Barry have handled Morganna? Would he consider her a one-on-one threat or two-on-one? (Thanks very much; I’m here every Tuesday night. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.)
We also learned yesterday that Bonds will start the All-Star Game, thanks to a massive ballot-box-stuffing campaign engineered by the Giants. Perfectly legitimate by baseball rules, of course — yet another instance of baseball’s nudge-nudge-wink-wink relationship with cheating. I have no problem with what the Giants did; any team would have done the same for its biggest star. It’s certainly amusing to watch with all the furor in the background regarding other types of cheating and the complicity of the MLB powers that be.
Is All-Star voting legit? Should it be changed to one fan, one vote? Are you happy Bonds will start? Discuss.
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SMALL PRINT UPDATE: Aurilia and Lewis up, Figueroa and Schierholtz down.
Personally, I'm glad that Bonds got the start. He's by far the best LF in the National League this year and add in the fact that the game is being played in SF made it a lock for me.
I've seen a lot of people mad about Bonds getting picked over Soriano but it's really not that close.
The top 3 LF's in the NL sorted by VORP
1. Bonds (40.6)
2. Holliday (35.5)
3. Byrnes (26.4)
Soriano actually comes in as the 4th best LF in the National League with a VORP of (24.8). When Eric Brynes is having a better season than you, I don't think you should start the All Star Game.
I'm neutral on fan voting, they often make poor choices and only vote on popularity, but this wouldn't be as big of a deal to me if the All Star game ditched the moronic "This time it counts!" routine. Thats my real gripe with the All Star game.