Nicely done, ELM! Sassy, yet not pretentious; insightful, yet not pedantic. Now hotel guests and airport travelers across the nation can savor our ELM-y, too :-)
I don't remember the last time I bought a Baseball Weekly after they brought football into the mix. I don't think I ever did. But then I needed something to eat with my sammich at lunch, and there was your WORDS INFECTING MY BRAIN. Surreal and awesome.
And your real name is Fantasmo Starlopot. Just a guess, but I'm pretty sure that's it.
Congrats Lefty!