For those who missed the glorious broadcast debut of El Lefty Malo, click here, download and fast-forward through the first 25 minutes. Don’t get up to piss or you’ll miss me. (I could turn that into a country song.)
Nats 3, Giants 1: Before I comment, I have to say thank you to Mark Sweeney. He was traded to the Dodgers tonight. I’ll cheer you when you come back to Mays Field, Mark, even wearing the blue. I wish you were my teammate.
It’s the first Giant-Dodger trade in 22 years, so my guess is this is a reward to Sweeney for being such a stand-up guy during his Giants tenure. And quietly, he’s put together a nice year after a slow start. Give him the taste of a pennant race instead of the Mordur of 13 back in mid-August. The Giants only get a player to be named; perhaps the Nedster will take pity and send ol’ Sabes someone promising. I doubt it.
Back to today’s game: An orgy of waste on both sides. Both teams had ample opportunity to score, and both teams flailed. Especially the Giants. First inning, men on first and third with no outs: Winn pops up, then a a botched double steal. Fourth inning, man on third with one out: nothing. Fifth inning, man on second with one out: nothing. Sixth inning, first and third with one out: Frandsen hits into a double play. Eighth inning, first and third with no out: Giants can’t even hit a fly ball or ground ball up the middle. And yes, this includes you, Barry “You Even Love Me When I Pinch-Hit!” Bonds. Ninth inning, Vizquel on second with two outs: game over.
Pat Misch: the early verdict is “hittable.” After two starts here’s my early kneejerk assessment. He throws a lot of strikes, which is both good and bad. It’s good when he throws deceptive strikes. It’s bad when he gives up a lot of smashes, like he did today. He’s going to need a spry defense, and a wide strike zone won’t hurt.
Note: on the stadium gun, Kevin Correia didn’t crack 90 MPH in his two innings. I couldn’t tell if he was throwing all off-speed stuff, or if his fastball has lost a few ticks.
PLODAG: Rajai Davis. Three hits, two stolen bases, a little extra excitement every time he comes to bat. If I were Bat-Girl (oh, please come back to us!), Davis would be my B.O.D.
SMALL PRINT UPDATE: Sweeney gone, Ortmeier up. Why no Schierholz or Lewis? I can only speculate that Ortmeier is a switch-hitter who does better from the right side, which the Giants sorely need at this point.
Question I've always wanted to ask--how does the player to be named thing work? Does the player still have to be mutually agreed upon? Can the team providing the player (Dodgers in this case), just send over anyone they want? I've never understood this, or the rationale for it.