A certain chant will be ringing off the faux brick this weekend at Mays Field. The Dodgers are in town, they’re miners for some playoff gold, and the Giants keep gettin’ old. You know what that means: Beat-L-A. Or as a musician friend and baseball agnostic who accompanied me to a game a few years back called it, “Quarter note, quarter note, half note! Quarter note, quarter note, half note!”
At least the “ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba…charge!” riff has a triplet and snappy syncopation. Mock that, pal!
But the “Beat LA” chant, as Freddie Mercury and Friends well understood when they wrote the anthemic, neo-fascist, tongue-in-cheek stomp of “We Will Rock You,” is about swampy primeval longing for domination, not swinging sophistication. It plods past the critical faculties and smacks just the right molecular receptors on a Giant fan’s reptilian brain cells, triggering the same effect as the sight of Steve Garvey’s perfect hair or Tommy Lasorda’s jiggling gut.
So in the spirit of late-season, run-out-the-clock, desperate-for-material boredom, I issue the third in a series of weekly Challenges to the Giants.
The first challenge has worked mahvelously so far: Barry Zito, get your damn ERA under 4.48! And lo.
The second challenge was to Bruce Bochy: Play Kevin Frandsen every day. Since then: eight games, four starts. What we have here, Boch, is a failure to communicate.
This week’s challenge: Six games left with the Dodgers. Win at least five. Is that too much too ask? OK, four, but make all six games memorable. In my lifetime I can remember at least 10 classic Giant-Dodger games, not all of which went the Giants way.
Number 1 is the Brian Johnson game, no doubt. What are your favorites? Discuss.
but alas some did go our way like when Joe Morgan's homer knocked the Dodgers out of the playoffs on the final day in 1982? Sad though that I have to go back to '82 to find a really good one. What other one's went our way?