Ladies and gentlemen, senoras y senores, I give you Pedro Feliz, the newest Philadephia Philly. When was the last time you felt this relieved?
And a quick quiz. Fill in the blanks in the following paragraph:
The team's recent drafts have been downright laughable, and its once-fruitful ______ pipeline has dried up. This is the worst organization in baseball, made even more dreadful by some early moves in the ____ administration that merely upgrade the big-league squad from dreadful to bad. The future is very grim in _____.
