As the stoned DJ on side three of Sandinista!* says: OK, OK, we're back.
Cross-country travel with La Monkeypants, a full work schedule, entertaining in-laws and recycling a cold around my neo-nuclear family: I was up to my ears in alligators and decided to ignore the absolutely nothing happening on our local nine's newsfront. But while I was immersed in the City that Never Sleeps the big baseball news was Roger Clemens and his infected ass. I kept waiting for the NY Post and its legendary headline writers to jump all over that situation, but their best effort was "Abscess of Truth," pretty lame stuff.
(The best Post headline while I was there was the morning after Hillary Clinton won the N.H. primary: "Who's Crying Now?")
So as I get revved up for daily production again, let's have a contest: Pretend you're the Post and hit me with your best Clemens headline.
*Magnificent, indeed.
