As the stoned DJ on side three of
Sandinista!* says: OK, OK, we're back.
Cross-country travel with La Monkeypants, a full work schedule, entertaining in-laws and recycling a cold around my neo-nuclear family: I was up to my ears in alligators and decided to ignore the absolutely nothing happening on our local nine's newsfront. But while I was immersed in the City that Never Sleeps the big baseball news was Roger Clemens and
his infected ass. I kept waiting for the NY Post and its legendary headline writers to jump all over that situation, but their best effort was "
Abscess of Truth," pretty lame stuff.
(The best Post headline while I was there was the morning after Hillary Clinton won the N.H. primary: "Who's Crying Now?")
So as I get revved up for daily production again, let's have a contest: Pretend you're the Post and hit me with your best Clemens headline.
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Magnificent, indeed.
Vitamin B - S !