Quick question: what’s the over/under on how many days it takes a Giant player or other employee to come right out and say, “I am soooo glad Barry Bonds isn’t here”?
Matt Morris nearly said something similar — “I wish Barry Bonds wasn’t here” — but that was last year in the midst of the team’s ultimate Barry hagiography, and Morris was sent packing soon thereafter.
Now it’s 2008, and the team wants us to know a warrior spirit pervades the clubhouse air.
Sniff sniff. Can you smell it? It smells like….the lack of a guy sitting in a big recliner who doesn’t stretch when everyone else stretches. What? No, we’re not talking about anyone in particular. Here: talk to Aaron Rowand! Gritty! Runs through walls! Plays hurt unlike some other people!
As players trickle into camp, it’ll be harder to spin the marketing message in just the right way. Oh, the Giants are trying, as with the camo T-shirt (Camo? Fuckin-A, bro!) the players are wearing that reads “Warrior Spirit / Find the Swagger.”
But each day someone gets closer and closer to — oops — letting slip the fact that last year really really sucked because of a certain someone who’s no longer around. (Pedro Feliz: Clubhouse Cancer? Mmmm, nope.) It’s almost as if there was an orchestrated, top-down campaign to build up the 2008 team by slagging on… nah. Couldn’t be. Right, Brian?
"We all know that in a lot of ways, Barry was bigger than life, on the field and in the clubhouse," Sabean said. "He's a very dominant personality. At least from the players I talked to, they're interested in making a statement."
A statement like, “Sayonara, asshole”? Your words, not mine, pal. OK, but the funny thing is, the players are also stopping just short of filling in the blanks.
Noah?
"It's going to be a different feel in here," left-hander Noah Lowry said. "We have some guys with some fire, some energy and some charisma. Not to say that we didn't have that before; we did. But every year somebody brings something different."
What about you, Barry (the other Barry)?
"People will be allowed to be who they want to be, not who they think they have to be," Zito said. "Whenever there's one of the greatest players of all time on the team, players aren't going to be totally comfortable in their own skin, because a lot of them are kind of in awe."
And these are all quotes from the Giants own Web site, so there’s at least tacit approval. I don’t know if the players have been told it’s OK to make subtly disguised criticisms of Bonds’s attitude for the sake of underlining this new “warrior spirit,” but no one in the marketing department seems to mind.
(P.S. If anyone needs MS Paint work, I charge very reasonable rates.)
"Find the swagger"? Barry was the one who had all of it; I assume it went wherever he did. And I may be totally off-base here, but it seems to me that scaring the piss out of every pitcher and manager in the majors might have some tinge of warriorlishishness about it.