Here’s Ray Durham, in today’s Chron: "I think we have the makeup here to scare some people in the West."
Well, if that doesn’t scream for a silly picture, I don’t know what does. I searched Flickr for “scary makeup” and found several snapshots of people in Halloween costumes or looking at themselves in a mirror, but the rest were of a pasty chubby young man posing naked on a cheap sofa.
Urggh. Blech. Isn’t there supposed to be some kind of filter on these search engines?
I think the Goddess of Metaphors is trying to tell me something: Look for a quick easy laugh about the 2008 Giants’ state of affairs, and you only end up sad and slightly nauseated.
Early this off season, I was already grumbling about the '08 season. Perhaps I am at the "acceptance" grieving level, or maybe I have developed the "7 mile stare" of a war veteran, but in any case I am over it. The team is going to lose a lot of games this season. That is just the way it is.
With that said, I think the Giants have the pitching to make life pretty miserable for the other NL teams, but probably not the NL West. The Giants record against the NL West last season was a horrible 28-44 while going a combined 38-37 against the other two NL divisions. Maybe that record takes a hit with the diminished offense? Maybe they win a few more 1-run games this season to help offset that?
Or maybe (and most likely) I am talking out of my a** and lost the point of my post mid-stream! (honest, I had one) :p