Dr. Monkeypants Says...
“Exertional Compartment Syndrome? Isn’t that when you work and work and work to fill your diaper, no one bothers to change it, and you get a bad rash? Quit whining, Noah, and tell your mom and dad to slap some Desitin on it. Next patient, please.”
is the outlook so bad for this year that you refuse to dress Monkeypants in a SF hat? Don't we treat our children much better than we treat ourselves?