Barry Zito is in the bullpen. Picture this: Jonathan Sanchez strikes out 8 in four innings but throws too many pitches and quickly tires in the 5th. Get the long man up! Bring in Zito before this game gets out of hand!
Obviously there’s no upside to this. It’s a desperate, desperate move made by desperate, desperate men. A couple weeks hanging out with Brad Hennessey, at least metaphorically, and occasionally pitching when the Giants are hopelessly behind: How this will help straighten out Zito is beyond my powers of comprehension.
What he needs is time off to clear his head, a thorough physical examination, and a nice quiet spot where he can try to rebuild his game. It’s like the opening sequence to the Six Million Dollar Man — Barry Zito, a man barely alive — except for the ‘1’ and ‘2’ in front of the ‘6.’
Step 1: Forget the junk. Forget the curve and the change-up. Throw strikes with the fastball.
Step 2: Throw good strikes with the fastball.
Step 3: Gain a couple miles per hour on the fastball, then repeat steps 1 and 2.
Step 4: If there’s no going back to the high-80s fastball, figure out which off-speed pitches best complement the 84–MPH fastball.
Step 5: Take time to master those off-speed pitches.
Zito points to his success in the second half last year as a sign he’s not so far gone. But he’s so far removed from that guy, and that guy was already far removed from the Zito of mid-decade, that this isn’t just a matter of turning back the clock to September.
Whatever the problem — and remember, Zito insists that he’s perfectly healthy — I don’t see how the bullpen assignment will fix what ails him.
Runners on the corners, Ryan Howard at the plate, Giants already down 5–0 in the fourth, and here comes Zito. The Philly fans are going nuts and chanting “1–2–6! 1–2–6!”… What was Step 1 again?
try these 5 steps:
1-Denial
2-Anger
3-Bargaining
4-Depression
5-Acceptance