Those were my reactions when I saw the news that the Reds have hired former Mariners GM Bill Bavasi as a special assistant to GM Walt Jocketty.
And if you want to add a cherry to the top of the delicious anti-Dodger sundae Grant is dishing out at the Mighty McChronic, feast your eyes on this video with LA Times columnist-slash-Ned Coletti sycophant Bill Plaschke. (Sort of not suitable for work. Link tip to Fire Joe Morgan.)
Un. Freaking. Believable.
Depo! Depo! Depo!