Remember when war protesters, hippies and yippies circled the Pentagon and used their chemically enhanced brain waves to make it levitate? It didn’t work. But can millions of people send their thoughts to Chavez Ravine this weekend and give the Cubs a psychic boost? Yes. We. Can. Do it in the name of all that’s good and decent. Put some lipstick on that pig. Yer darn right it’s those doggone predatory lenders!
SMALL PRINT UPDATE: Now listening to Dwight Yoakam’s Live From Austin TX. Now reading John Updike’s Rabbit at Rest.
Fill in the blanks: If the Dodgers knock the Cubs out of the playoffs, it would be more horrible than a ___ful of fanged snarling ____ or being forced to spend _____ listening to Sarah _____ discuss _____.
Or just agree with me about Dwight Yoakam’s awesomeness.
