Got a pair of Heely's today (those wheel shoes thingies)...one step closer on the journey of being more childlike. (Mar 19)
how does it happen that the best experiences are always the one's that are free? a good laugh, a warm embrace, a day in nature... (about 22 hours ago)
Is the better way to see our own light and help illuminate as we can, or just be ourselves and let others reflect it back? (about 8 hours ago)
It’s easy to mock, but turn it around for a second: How many professional athletes even try to think abstractly or philosophically? In short bursts, Zito sounds like he’s reading from workplace motivational posters, but at least the guy’s trying. Of course, he’s also capable of stuff like this:
Just pitched and it's gettin hot in AZ. Destination sun tan!
To celebrate the newly liberated Tao of Barry, I invite you to fashion your own mashup haiku from his Twitter feed. I’ll start:
wondering if microwaves
feel of my changeup
I love pizza with red wine
Range Rovers in Hollywood
hummer's in scottsdale
ahhhhhh a beautiful Sat night
wearing short shorts to the pool
A day in nature
Wilson and I got some sun
Can we terminate the contract based on the Heelys admission? Can't be safe. I think we just found our loophole.
Heely's can injure
Just like a motorcycle
and just as dirty
this guy is a waste
tired of losing six-oh
in the first inning
one twenty six mil
Do not ask me ask Barry
tweet tweet look away tweet
where did y'all learn this
lost art goes five seven five
am I right or wrong?
doh! didn't check first
blindly follow ELM
SBD is right
I use a little known technique known as inverse haiku.
OK. I'm lame. I'll try again.
just upset the sharks
new and old Ne-Yo lately
Like an oasis
>> It’s easy to mock, but turn it around for a second: How many professional athletes even try to think abstractly or philosophically?
Ever read any of Doug Glanville's stuff? He's a really good writer. Love his columns.
Make news, pay big cash
Sabean dreams of glory -
alas, morning comes
new posts distract us
keep going with giants 'kus
back here wanting more
just had a talk with
my better half about how
many claps is posts
/think about it
whoops that's mine *up there*