That's not a jinx. Not at all. It's double reverse jedi-mind-trick psychology. Just because there's a massive hawked-up phlegm ball sitting on top of us doesn't mean Opening Day will be delayed or postponed.
But just in case: let's put our feet up by the fire and talk about favorite Opening Day moments. I'll start with this:
2005: Omar Fu.
Help me remember a few others. Perhaps this handcrafted gem from the Lefty archives will jog your memories of the 1980s and keep your rainy-day dauber from getting down (courtesy BigO):
