Rockies 11, Giants 1: I've been saving the following video for a Giants' 11-spot, but what the hell.
When it comes to Sesame Street, you can't fake the funk.
Speaking of the 1970s, I have an idea for a TV show: Good Unit, Bad Unit. Think Barney Miller meets The Streets of San Francisco. It's a beleaguered West Coast squad, full of veterans punching the clock and wet-eared rookies who still think hauling in the working girls from Capp St. is doing a public service. Everyone's got a moustache and makes jokes about the Captain's coffee. A crusty old loner is transferred to their precinct. He's got a bad back and a worse attitude, but he's ready to prove he's still got some gum in his shoe. The show's tension comes from his complete unpredictability. In one episode he's sharp, asking all the right questions and giving serious stankeye until he gets the right answers. In the next episode, he's erratic, nervous, angry at the world, can't seem to finish a thought. Did I mention the moustaches?
Take a look at this and tell me what pattern you see. Throw out the weirdo Yovani Gallardo home run on Apr. 8, and you have Randy Johnson utterly dominant at home / Randy Johnson absolutely terrible on the road. Complete fluke? Explanations are most welcome. As are moustaches. Or favorite classic Sesame Street clips.
