When the Giants Come to Town, It's Bye-Bye Baby

11.02.2009
His Mother Calls Him Hensley

http://www.leftymalo.com/img/bambam.jpg"Bam-Bam" Meulens is officially the new hitting coach. What looks like a Giants press release is being relayed by Comcast Sports Net, and it cites Meulens' work with John Bowker (.342 batting average in the PCL last year) and Jesus Guzman (.321) as key points on his curriculum vitae

As of this writing (2pm PT), there's no sign of the news on the Giants' Web site, so there's a wee chance Comcast is doing something weird or perhaps posting a fake release someone slipped them. They leave me with a sliver of doubt because they originally spelled Meulens name "Neulins." It has since been corrected to "Meulins," which is still wrong. Hey, Comcast Web-posting intern: You're fired!

The other indication that something could be amiss: The announcement uses batting average as the main indicator of a hitter's Triple-A success, and as we all know, the Giants would never use such an unsophisticated tool for evaluating player performance. Oh gosh no. Never.

First question at his press conference: "Carney Lansford and most other sentient beings on the planet felt the Giants' hitting coach is doomed to fail because of the lack of organizational focus on plate discipline. How will you fix this?"

Second question: "How would you evaluate Eugenio Velez's performance after he returned to the big leagues this year? Is he ready to be a major-league leadoff hitter?"

Feel free to leave Mr. Henslow Neuwirth more questions. I will make sure they are placed in front of him on neatly-printed 3-by-5 cards.   



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From an email from the Giants:

The San Francisco Giants have announced that Hensley Meulens has been named the club's major league hitting coach, club Senior Vice President and General Manager Brian Sabean announced today.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens spent the past season as the triple-A hitting coach for the Fresno Grizzlies, guiding the team to the sixth-highest batting avg. in the Pacific Coast League with a .275 mark. Two of the Grizzlies' batters placed in the top 10 for highest batting avg. in the PCL with John Bowker leading the league with a .342 clip and Jesus Guzman placing fifth with a .321 mark. After the minor league season concluded, he joined the Giants and worked as an assistant during September.

"We are excited to promote someone of Hensley's baseball background to the big league club," Sabean said. "He will be a great asset to the team as we look to improve our run scoring production with both our existing major league hitters as well as the young talent we have coming up from our minor league system. Hensley brings a unique perspective to the game with his playing time in the majors, Latin America and Japan as well as his coaching work with a number of major league organizations. He distinguished himself as a coach this past season in spring training, with Fresno and here with the big league club in September, and we look for him to get underway immediately with our hitters this off-season."

Haha batting average.

Just great.......a guy with a career BA of .220 and a career OBP of .288 is going to be our hitting instructor. Hoo boy!

Touche, but some of the best hitting instructors were the worst MLB hitters. Take Walk Hriniak who was arguably one of the best there was:

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/h/hriniwa01.shtml

I have never seen a turnaround in plate discipline such as Bowker made last year under Muelens (no research involved). I had thought something like that was impossible. Then when he got back to the Giants, Bowker went back to hacking from the first at bat. Maybe there was something in the water in the Giants dugout.

He was also facing much better pitchers. We tend to forget that the talent gap between AAA and MLB is wide. Hellooooooo, Todd Linden.

Todd Linden poisoned that well for everyone with the Giants. Bill James has proved that MLE (major league equivalency) works for most players. Trouble is it didn’t work for Linden, and the Giants, distrusting numbers from the start, now have no faith in them at all. Bowker had excellent MLEs at Fresno and should have been given a regular job on the big club long before he was finally called up.

This is the Giants way, hire a guy from within a system that hasnt produced an all-star position player in 20 years and expect him to fix the offense. I am sure players will listen to him much more then they did that nobody Carney Lansford who only won a batting title and hit over .300 more times then Bam Bam had quality at bats above A ball. Good to know nothing has changed with the way this organization is run and I am sure that will result in multiple world series titles starting next year.

Most of the current Giants "hitters" have limited upside anyway; you can't make chicken soup out of chicken fertilizer. I'm pretty sure that by mid-season, Meulens' advice will be "I played with Don Mattingly, and you're no Mattingly!"

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