I got these from Ol' Dirty's private Twitter account. I hope the Padres don't see them before tonight's game.
1) The Giants will hit Clayton Richard so hard he'll leave the game named Richard Clayton.
2) Heath Bell? Ha. More like Heath Row, 'cuz he's so fat a 747 could land on him. Shazam!!
3) In sweeping the Padres, the Giants mean no disrespect for the brave men and women who serve our country in camouflage baseball uniforms.
4) After they get swept, Scott and Jerry Hairston Jr. don't both have to cry for their mamas because they have the same mama. One crying Hairston will do.
5) The Giants will wake up Monday morning in first place and sober, and you, David Eckstein, will still be tiny and annoying.
1) The Giants will hit Clayton Richard so hard he'll leave the game named Richard Clayton.
2) Heath Bell? Ha. More like Heath Row, 'cuz he's so fat a 747 could land on him. Shazam!!
3) In sweeping the Padres, the Giants mean no disrespect for the brave men and women who serve our country in camouflage baseball uniforms.
4) After they get swept, Scott and Jerry Hairston Jr. don't both have to cry for their mamas because they have the same mama. One crying Hairston will do.
5) The Giants will wake up Monday morning in first place and sober, and you, David Eckstein, will still be tiny and annoying.
